When my late, great, much-loved cat Pasha lived with me, one of my favourite jobs was supervising her as she wrote her own blog. Aimed at other felines committed to her cause, it was sporadic but always beautifully articulated. She was even clever enough to write in English rather than Lolcat.
Of course she wrote it herself. What do you mean, it was just me pretending??
Here she describes, in her own inimitable style, her mission in life…
I dream of a better world. One where humans know their rightful place, tuna is freely available, and dogs are seen but not heard. Like you, I seek world domination; however, I realise we must exercise patience; so be it.
But to restore your spirit, I offer you my story: my trials, tribulations and triumphs in the land of domesticity. I hope it will give you sustenance, courage and fire in the dark days of your subservience. Rest assured, my friends; it will not be long before success is ours and we take over the world!
If your cat has rebellious leanings, they may wish to check out Pasha’s posts at Moggyblogs.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.